News you can use all day
Literally hours after his book has gone on sale, The Smart Bush is disavowing his hard-stance on immigration reform: "We wrote this book last year, not this year.” Stench-like, he wants a do-over on his position.
- Speaking of Do-overs - Wingnuttia is already proposing spending $10B to fund the Defense Department from their own cuts. Whoopsie! (Raw Story)
- Hysterical homophobe Brian Brown, the head of failed social engineer project NOM (the National Organization for Marriage) will receive an honorary doctorate of letters from The American Urban University, which ceased operations in 1989. The degree is as real as Brown's compassion, so all's good. (Pam's House Blend)
- Do it for the children - Xristian Xrazy Iowa statehouse representative Tedd Gassman supports ending no-fault divorce in his state, to protect teenage girls from becoming wanton strumpets (like their mothers? Yes). Just so you don't think he's an uncaring misogynist, Gassman cites his own daughter's divorce and the impact he is sure the divorce will have on his granddaughter, a would-be harlot. Thanksgiving is going to be fun at their house this year. (Think Progress)