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(Petunia and Pals) ¡Geraldo! is very proud of Sen. Aqua Buddha, compares him to Jimmy Stewart and notes that he got 50,000 new followers on the Twatter machine.
- Religious Freedumb - Xristian Xrazies are forever yammering on about how The Kenyan is destroying their ability to love Christ by hating everyone else. A new survey shows that Catholics are more in favor of Marriage Equality than the population at large. Suck on THAT, fetus-fondling god-botherers. (Raw Story)
- DOMA Do-over - The best Republican President ever, Bill Clinton who signed DOMA into law says he now realizes the law discriminates against gays. He says he signed the law in 1996 to avoid legislation that would have been even worse for gays. (WaPo)
- No D'uh - States with stronger gun control laws have the fewest gun deaths, according to a new study from Boston Children’s Hospital. Correlation is not causation, the authors are quick to say, so don't shoot them! (Think Progress)