All CPAC, all the time
(CPAC) The '90s never ended.
- Doing what comes naturally - CPAC encouraged voter fraud at their own conference, so is it any wonder that the owner of the worst toupee in Congress Sen. Aqua Buddha won the straw poll over anchor baby Marco Rubio?
- Bring me the head of Willy, the mail-room clerk! - Hey guys, remember the racism at CPAC this morning, and the white supremacist southern guy? It's official, the Tea Party Patriots blame the racism of the morning panel on... the black female reporter. Meanwhile, Little Green Footballs has more on the white southern dude.
- Sexism and the Single Wingnut - The CPAC Women's Panel (yes, it exists) declared that kindergarten through graduate school is one big “liberal indoctrination camp” that convinces women to reject marriage in order to go about life “determined to find evidence of sexism everywhere they turn.”
Then they concluded that The Kenyan Usurper's signature healthcare law is sexist:
“Obamacare is sexist because it puts guys off the hook,” Kieffer explained, “all he has to do is say, oh that’s not my fault you should have been using Obama’s free birth control.”