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- The Party of Reagan - Someone left an open mic near Grandpa Walnut's room at the Shady Rest, and asks him about his record. Oh, boy! (TPM)
- Idle Hands Are The Devil's Tools - The man who thinks about sweaty man-on-man action more than Lucky Pierre, the towel boy at the L.A. Mineshaft, Peter LaBarbera is thinking about gay sex again. He's gonna go blind! (Raw Story)
- Porn! - The European Union is thinking about trying to ban porn, in the name of gender equality. Lots'a luck with that. (Think Progress)