News that will drive you to drink
Rev. Fishy says that demonic gays, filled with hatred have stopped Dr. Ben Carson (bedside manner missing) from running for preznint, just because, you know, Carson compared them to beastiality and pedophilia enthusiasts.
- Fruit Basket - The man who thinks about man-on-man action more than Lucky Pierre, the towel boy at the L.A. Mineshaft, Matt Barber says that gay marriage is like a spray painted apple. Huh? (World Nut Daily, employer of Cardinal Frothy Santorum)
- Adam and Yves of Destruction - Notably nutty Rep. Tim Huelskamp (R-KS) says that Marriage Equality would do “irreparable harm to yet another pillar of the American paradigm for our patriotic, wholesome culture.” You may recall that the House Republican Steering Committee removed Huelskamp from both the Budget Committee and the Agriculture Committee in late 2012 when he was involved in a ham-handed palace coup attempt to overthrow The Tangerine Man and install Iago in his place. (Washington Times)
- Unplugged - Here's the audio recording of Dave Agema when he thought no one was listening. It's long but worthy, or you can read the highlighted transcript. (Progress Michigan)