News that will drive you to drink
Rev. Fishsticks urges NBA Team Owners to pass by Jason Collins, because he will be eye-ballin' his teammates in the shower.
- More confusion from the mind of the hive - Peter LaBarbera, the man who thinks about sweaty man-on-man sex more than Lucky Pierre the towel boy at the L.A. Mineshaft, is furious that the Mormons are OK with the Boy Scouts letting in gay boys:
“Mormons can change their core beliefs and call it a divine transformation. They did it with polygamy; they did it with racism – and now I'm afraid, I'm very afraid, that they're going to do it with homosexuality.”
So, I guess Pete is also arguing for a return of polygamy and racism from the Mormons. What? (Instant Analysis)
- Healthcare! - It is a well-known fact that being a Xristian Xrazie makes you healthier than secular pagans and atheists, and that is why we will soon have another Great Awakening, to lower healthcare costs. Dr. Jeebus will see you now! (Citizen Link)
- Choice! - Notably nutty fundamentalist Kevin McCullough tells us that what women really mean when they are pro-choice is that they choose to be sluts:
"See Planned Parenthood touts cancer screenings, but Lila Rose proved they don't do mammograms. They claim they are improving the health of women, but they have become the biggest cemetery of unborn women in history. They say they give women choices -- which they interpret to mean, encourage them to be as promiscuous as possible. Planned Parenthood may be many things, but helpful to women, is not one of them -- so says every woman I've ever spoken to on the matter."
Kevin must not get out much if he only is talking to Phyllis Schlafly, who last had a viable egg sometime during the Jurassic period. (Instant Analysis)