Fires of Siberia, a [Michele] Bachmann-inspired romance novel, tells the tale of a red state presidential candidate who crashes in Siberia during a trip to improve (or invent) her foreign policy credentials, and must make her way back to civilization with the help of a dashing stranger named—wait for it—Steadman Bass.
I. Can't. Even.
Seriously? THIS is romance novel fodder?
(with thanks to twolf for the priceless title)