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May 27, 2013


Is the candidate in the book trapped in a loveless sham marriage with a closeted gay-conversion therapist? 'Cause that's at least good for a Hugo or a Nebula....

That picture of the woman on the book cover owes more to pre-cosmeticsurgery Monica than to One-Ell.

So.... Steadman Bass is the opposite, I suppose of limp fish.

A master bee?

I'll bet the made-for-tv movie rights are being negotiated as we speak (if only because the target audience has no small disinterest in reading).

But, the big question: does pseudo-One-L see Putin from her Siberian predicament?

If so, does she grab her cellphone and call Scary Sarah for advice?

Inquiring minds and all that.

Calling Sarah would be a mistake. Sarah thinks SHE has a political future and she doesn't need a rival.

"I can see ... WOAH!...from here"

sequel: The Sires of Thigh-bury-ya

Pollinating her pink flower like a master bee? I'm guessing there's going to be some pretty intense sex scenes in this one. No doubt the republican hordes will buy hoping for pictures (cause reading words iz hard).

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