News that will drive you to drink
Rev. Fishsticks says that The Kenyan is setting up the stage to take guns away from Xristian Xrazies and classify them as terrorists.
- The New Majority - Silly maths! The new majority in the United States is not going to be people of color and youngsters voting for teh gays and enlightenment, and whatnot! It's going to be Xristian Xrazies focused on opposing gay marriage and abortion rights, silly, and it will be led by Ted Cruz. Reminder to self: try mushrooms. (Christian Post)
- Impeach the Kenyan! - Famous gourmand and failed theocratic candidate for Preznint Mike Huckabee is claiming again that The Kenyan Usurper will be impeached over BENGHAAAZI BENGHAAAZI BENGHAAAZI! (Politico)
- The Pious Gingrich - Staff-banging serial adulterer Newticles continues to claim that Marriage Equality in Massachusetts made Catholic Charities illegal in that state. Note: Newticles converted to Catholicism upon cheating upon Wife #2 in order to marry his mistress/blow-job queen Wife #3 Callista. (Insert your own chrome/bumper imagery here.) (Think Progress)