World-famous baby mill operator One-L is already running for re-election, a full 17-months ahead of schedule.
- Umbrellagate - Sweet Baby Jeebus with a yellow slicker, that the hell has gotten into the GOP's panties today? Umbrellas. Anyway, Alaska's part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin is trying to be relevant again, and tweeted: "Mr. President, when it rains it pours, but most Americans hold their own umbrellas." Whoopsie! Mooselini seems to protest too much:
- Dangerous conspiracy theorist Pete Santilli wants to personally execute Hillary Clinton by shooting her in the vagina. (Fair warning: Santilli uses very graphic extermination language and snuff-porn style imagery Right Wing Watch)
- Retractions - After Crazy Unkka Pat does it again (forgives adultery from men, because boys will be boys), the Christian Broadcasting Network issued the following clarification:
“As a first step in the process, Dr. Robertson stated that she should stop dwelling on the cheating. Next, he recommended that she remind herself of all the reasons she fell in love with him in the first place so that she might try to fall back in love with him all over again.”
“Lastly, his point was that everyone is human and there is much temptation outside of the home, so she should do whatever she can to strengthen their home and relationship. His intent was not to condone infidelity or to cast blame. We regret any misunderstanding.”
We regret any misunderstanding. Gotta remember that one. (ABC News)