Rev. Fishsticks has a clever new name for the now gay-somewhat-friendly Boy Scouts of America.
- Free Advice! - Famous lady-parts scholar and legitimate-rape definer Todd Akins takes to the pages of World Nut Daily to explain how conservatives can win. Hint: be more conservative, because, you know, that's why he lost to Claire McCaskill, he was a squish.
- More Free Advice! - Ancient hate gobliness Phyllis Schlafly concurs with Todd Akin that the GOP is too moderate. She reveals that she is working on another book and claims that feminism is “the most destructive element in our society” and claimed feminists would “really like to get rid of” all men; the US Government played no role in the recovery from The Great Depression; Mexicans are too comfortable being on welfare to become citizens; and that gays can marry right now "all they have to do is find a preacher or justice of the peace who will perform the ceremony. There’s no law against that.” And on and on and on... (PolicyMic)
- Honors and Awards! - Boyish-looking grifter and water boy for convicted felon Jack Abramoff's attempt to fleece his Xristian Xrazies Ralph Reed will be honoring Crazy Uncle Pat Robertson at the
Patriot's Awards Gala BanquetGriftapalooza:
"Join us as we honor Pat Robertson with a Lifetime Achievement Award for his work in advancing conservative, faith-based principles in our country. Hear from dignitaries such as Donald Trump, Rep. Scott Rigell, Rep. Randy Forbes, Rep. Louie Gohmert, Jay Sekulow, and many more."
Screwy Louie, and short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump together at last! (Faith and Freedom Coalition)