Rev. Fishsticks tells us that the Dims are going to tell The Kenyan Usurper to sit in the back of the bus so that the white lady Hillary Clinton can sit up front.
- Are you willing to go to jail? Coach Dave wants to know
Because, you know, you have to be a Xristian Xrazie to have any rights.
- Math is hard - Dr. Chaps tells us that The Kenyan Usurper would not be preznint today if not for voter fraud, but never actually gives us any numbers:
- Fired! - The Food Network has decided to not renew hammy southern belle and healthy-eating role model Paula Deen's contract, following her damning deposition in a discrimination lawsuit. But we'll always have Paris, er Paula: