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Let's celebrate the return of Mooselini to Fox News. Mediaite has some of her greatest hits up.
- Freedumb! - Noted Constitutional scholar and secessionist theocrat Texas Governor Rick Perry says that there is no guaranteed right to freedom from religion. What with it being in the first Amendment and all, one reasonably cannot expect him to have read that far. (Raw Story)
- GOP Rebranding Update - Poster Boy for GOP inclusiveness Marco Rubio says that firing people for their sexual orientation should be a right of employers. So, when do the firings of straight people begin? (Think Progress)
- Background checks - President Carebear has decided it is time to arm the Syrian rebels, which has absolutely 1,000% chance of success as Grandpa Walnuts will tell you that locating the good rebels vs the bad rebels is e-z p-z. (TPM)