News that will drive you to drink
Crazy unkka Pat explains why he is not a social media bazillionaire.
- As much fun as a sneeze during a piss - It's a cavalcade of clown-car Xristian Xrazies lined up to speak in support of the forced-birth legislation in Texas:
"Confirmed speakers include Governor and Mrs. Mike Huckabee, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar and their daughter, Josie (born at 25 weeks), Congresswoman Marilyn Musgrave of Susan B. Anthony List, Concerned Women for America’s Penny Nance, and March for Life’s Jeanne Monahan."
- If she floats, she's a witch - Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe has a diabolical plan to disprove that gay people can be parents:
"I should like to shut them-up in some room and see if they get pregnant; if they don’t then its jail because they have claimed they can have children. So, to that kind of rot, we say no, no, no, no!”
- Senator Aqua Buddha, owner of the worst rug in the Senate says that the CBO should be fired for finding that immigration reform will reduce the deficit: