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(Insanity) Word Salad is the special of the day as Insanity makes the mistake of asking Mooselini an open ended question. He also makes the mistake of not showing her. No fapping for the base!
- Vote Buying! - Stuart Varmint tells The Dumb One that food stamps for seniors is nothing more than Prexnint Carebear buying votes. Really, he said that. (Raw Story)
- Your Daily benghazi! Benghazi! BENGHAZI! - Newly confirmed FBI Director James Comey is already getting demands from senators Grandpa Walnuts, Senatorette Huckleberry Closetcase, and Not Joe Lieberman to "open an aggressive investigation" into the famous attack. (Livewire)
- Go Bake a Cake - Twice unwed mother and notorious homophobe Maggie Gallagher's pity project National Organization for Marriage (NOM) wants us to remember their hugely unsuccessful boycott of General Mills as they call for a renewed boycott of Betty Crocker Cakes. Betty Crocker held a cake tasting at the Betty Crocker Kitchen for the first three same-sex couples who will be married on August 1 in Minnesota. (NOMblog)