News with a twist
Rev. Fishsticks obvs is off his meds again, and says that The Kenyan Usurper was Photoshopped into the Situation Room during the OBL raid.
- Getting off the cross - Q: What is cross-shaped, costs a billion Ameros, and holds one million Xristian Xrazies? A: the new cross-shaped Xristian Xrazie Mausoleum planned to be built in the California desert near Reno (because: cards, loose women, and um, booze?). I guess that will make it easier for Baby Jeebus when he comes to rapture them up into Valhalla to sit on the right hand of Odin. (Christian Post)
- please, Please, PLEASE! - Obvious anagram Reince Priebus (Thanks Charlie!) has not said definitely, absolutely, no to having Junkie Limbaugh and Sean Inanity host the GOP
Greased Pigprimary debates for the 2016 Goat Rodeo. (The Blaze)
- Again with the Demons - Dr. "Chaps" (his nickname, not mine) makes the case for Wendy Davis:
Obvs Wendy Davis is possessed by a demon, and should be prosecuted. D'uh.