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...vacuum a duck:
That is all. --Tengrain
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So this is how the world ends 'ey?
August 14, 2013 at 04:10 PM
Chico: Why a duck?
Hammer: I'm alright, how are you? I say, here is a little peninsula, and here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland.
Chico: Alright, why a duck?
Hammer: (pause) I'm not playing "Ask Me Another," I say that's a viaduct.
Chico: Alright! Why a duck? Why that...why a duck? Why a no chicken?
Hammer: Well, I don't know why a no chicken; I'm a stranger here myself. All I know is that it's a viaduct. You try to cross over there a chicken and you'll find out why a duck.
Chico: When I go someplace I just...
Hammer: (interrupts) It's...It's deep water, that's why a duck. It's deep water.
Chico: That's why a duck...
Hammer: Look...look, suppose you were out horseback riding and you came to that stream and you wanted to ford over...You couldn't make it, it's too deep!
Chico: Well, why do you want with a Ford if you gotta horse?
Hammer: Well, I'm sorry the matter ever came up. All I know is that it's a viaduct.
Chico: Now look, alright, I catch ona why a horse, why a chicken, why a this, why a that...I no catch ona why a duck.
Hammer: I was only fooling...I was only fooling. They're gonna build a tunnel there in the morning. Now is that clear to you?
Chico: Yes, everything excepta why a duck.
ASTA: WHY A VACUUM?
August 14, 2013 at 06:05 PM
Gotta gotta get down.
John B. Pierce |
August 14, 2013 at 06:17 PM
taint a eureka.
August 14, 2013 at 07:28 PM
For some reason I read that as "vacuum a dick"
August 14, 2013 at 07:53 PM
Pardon me, Alan, but I think your Freudian slip is showing...
John B. Pierce |
August 15, 2013 at 10:44 PM
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