Rev. Fishsticks should get off the cross, someone needs the wood. Probably to burn on a lawn.
- Intolerance! - Why can't gays be tolerant when all Xristian Xrazies want is to legally discriminate against them? Why?! Do those bakers in Oregon have any self-awareness? No, they do not. But they do know that Thor will provide, which is why they closed their business down, you know, so Thor would provide. (Christian Post)
- Cracking the Code - Score another victory for World Nut Daily Fresh on the heels of their success in deciphering The Kenyan Usurper's mooslin wedding ring, World Nut Daily has figured out that Obama is sending secret code message to the Mooslin Bro-hood. With his feet. (World Nut Daily)
- benghazi, Benghazi, BENGHAZI! - Winguttia's favorite son Joe Wilson (R-You Lie) wonders if there isn't some wag-the-dog going on with Syria to distract everyone from the real scandal: benghazi, Benghazi, BENGHAZI! (HuffPo)