News with a twist
Xristian Xrazie constitutional scholar and historical fabulist David Barton says that you have have an inalienable right to possess guns, Abrams Tank, and a bazooka, and a F-16, and anything else you can get your hands on, including maybe nukes? Sure, why not?
- Unemployed - One-term wonder Allen West seems incapable of holding down steady work:
“In order to focus on political interests, Allen West will transition from his full-time role as director of programming for Next Generation.TV to a twice-a-month contributor of written commentary on PJMedia.com, effective October 1, 2013,” PJ Media financier Aubrey Chernick wrote to staff in an email from Sept. 16. “I wanted our staff and consultants to have this information first. However, PJ Media is not announcing this publicly for several weeks, so please do not share this news with anyone outside of the company until you see our public announcement.”
The What About Dawson moment seems to have been Allen West calling a staffer a J.A.P. and telling said staffer to shut up.
If you're too, um, volatile for Wingnut Welfare, then I guess burger flipping is next.
- Grifters Gotta Grift - Our Lady of Good Shoe Wear and Endless Pasta, Cindy Jacobs has committed herself to "do whatever I could to stop" human trafficking! (Yay!) So she decided to mobilize twenty-one days of powerful spiritual warfare! (say what?) and won't you please donate to help spread the word of her 21-day prayer? (Elijah List)
- False Comparisons Today - Spurned Homecoming Queen and the man who thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man action with thighs like pistons that can pump all night, more than Lucky Pierre (the towel boy at the L.A. Mineshaft) Matt LaBarbera compares and contrasts Jesse Dirkhising's terrible, heinous death to drug seller, user, and HIV+ Matthew Shepherd, whom it seems had it coming. (One News Now)