News on the rocks
Dr. Chaps says that teh gayz are forcing Xristians to participate in their sodomy.
- The Bugman is back and better than ever...
After eight long years, I was finally acquitted last month for lack of evidence of the campaign-finance charges against me in Texas. These trying times have changed me as man, while solidifying my views that our country needs a constitutional revival to return us to our conservative values.
...and ready to jump back into the fray, because a grifters gotta grift. (The Moonie owned and operated Washington Times)
- News from the grassy knoll - The Mother of all Conspiracies now has a new defender: James Corsi, whom you may recall found conspiracies around The Kenyan's birth certificate, wedding ring, and even his sexuality. Anyway, via his tinfoil helmet he has received from Tralfamadore startling new information about the JFK assassination and he wants to challenge Falafel Bill to a debate, because: crazy. (World Nut Daily)
- And now, Health Advice from Suzanne Somers: