News that will drive you to drink
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- Cry Me A River - Founder of World Nut Daily Joseph Farah continues to bang his spoon on his highchair and warns us that Jeebus and his Dad are gonna stone-cold murder us because of marriage equality:
According to two notable experts, the Babylonian Talmud says that same-sex marriage was prevalent just before the Great Flood of Noah.
Jeffrey Satinover, who holds an MD from Princeton and doctorates from Yale, MIT and Harvard, has made the point that the Midrash Rabbah Genesis suggests such activity represented the last straw before God unleashed the floodwaters to destroy the Earth. He is backed up by Rabbi Aryeh Spero of New York.
Not only did men marry men and women marry women in the days of Noah, but they wrote marriage contracts for those relationships, just as the world is doing today.
- If A, Then B - The owner of the cheapest rug in the Senate Aqua Buddha says that obviously eugenics is what follows science and abortion rights. "In your lifetime, much of your potential - or lack thereof - can be known simply by swabbing the inside of your cheek. Are we prepared to select out the imperfect among us?"
Yes. Yes I am, Rand.(Times Dispatch)
- Organized! - Founder of Judicial Watch and holder of a Blackbelt in White Privilege Larry Klayman is calling on millions and millions of Patriots to demand the resignation of The Kenyan Usurper on Nov. 19. Anyway, he has the revolution all planned out (PDF), and he has written a 5-point treatise on why this is necessary: 1) Obama was not born in America. 2) benghazi! Benghazi! BENGHAZI! 3) Leaks 4) War Memorials closed 5) Well, crazy people killing themselves or something. But it's all true! (World Nut Daily)