Crazy Unkka Pat wants you to unplug that demonic phonographic device that was prolly used in some heinous Satanic ritual.
- Three's Company - The Xristian Xrazies are having a hard time grasping the biology of sexual reproduction (hint: storks are not involved, nor cabbage leaves). (One News Now)
- The Coup, part deux - Remember last week when Xristian Xrazie Rick Joyner was praying for a military coup to overthrow The Kenyan Usurper? Well, he's still talking about it. (Liberaland)
- Spare the rod and spoil the child - Rev. Fishsticks really wants to beat the crap outta some kid: