News with a twist
Our Lady of Good Shoe Wear and Endless Noodles, Cindy Jacobs, tells us about the time that her 6 year-old son prayed away a presidential assassination. Oh, and send money. A grifter has gotta grift.
- Where's the Beef? - Hey, didn't Wingnuttia just spend $24 Billion trying to defund Obamacare and in the third reel shouted over their shoulders that they will be back? So then why are the Teabaggers now forsaking the cause? (Newsweek)
- Strategy! - The Enzi campaign decided the best way to counter Dick'e little squirt Liz Cheney (ewww, gross!) is to accuse La Sharknado of being soft on gay marriage, you know, even though she spat in the eye of her gay married sister Mary and her mother Lynne, the author of several lesbian finger-banging novels. But you know that Gomer was glad to do it. (First Read)
- And now, the worst 30-second elevator pitch, probably ever:
While speaking on a network where televangelists grift viewers that God will reward them financially if they send in contributions, Santorum (the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter) usually criticizes movies for being too materialistic asks the viewers to support his movie.