Erik Rush takes a break from calling for violent overthrow of The Kenyan Usurper, and instead calls for open season on Hunting Homos, because, you know, they have it coming.
- Immigration Reform - Cuban fabulist Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio makes the case against immigration reform, because, you know, benghazi! Benghazi! BENGHAZI!!1! That and immigration reform nearly killed his 2016 Goat Rodeo aspirations last year. (Maddow)
- Endorsements - Senatorette Huckleberry Closetcase's teabagging challenger SC State Sen. Lee Bright picked up a crucial endorsement: U.S. Rep. Steve Stockman, R-Texas, who only this week stormed out of the SOTU for Jeebus, rather than listen to The Kenyan Usurper sell us all into socialism sharia gay marriages. (The State)
- Jeebus is my bookie - So… let's discern the spirits as Dr. Chaps might say, and see who the Scriptures is endorsing to win the Superbowl: The Seattle Seahawks or The Denver Broncos.