News with a twist
Rev. Fishsticks explains to us why people who believe in evolution are disqualified for holding public office.
- Xristian Xrazie Discovers Parades Are Faaaabulous - The man who thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night, more than Lucky Pierre (the towel boy at the L.A. Mineshaft) Peter Labarbera tells us how gay people ruined a perfectly fine Rose Parade. (Charisma News)
- Texas! - Hey guys, did you know that in the City of Flower Mound, Texas, 2014 is the Year of the Bible? Also/too: 2015. (Raw Story)
- The Tea Party wants your opinion on impeaching The Kenyan Usurper:
In less than 3 weeks King Obama starts his 6th year of dictatorship over the United States of America. Do you think this Republic can sustain another 2 years or should we find a way to see that he is impeached?