News you can use all day
Global Dumbing seems to be real, though.
- Jeebus Hates Us - In a blow to Dependable Renegades everywhere, the most important Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Near Eastern Affairs in our nation's history, maybe ever Liz Cheney has dropped out of her doomed Senate Campaign. You know, due to *cough* health issues. (Livewire)
- How's that rebranding goin', Reince? - The Republican National Committee (RNC) has rescheduled part of its winter meeting in Washington, D.C. to allow attendees to take part in an anti-abortion protest. The announcement came from obvious anagram Reince Priebus, in fact, so I guess the rebranding is now complete? (Raw Story)
- Wide Stances In The News Today - Rumors are swirling around faaaabulous metrosexual member of Congress Aaron Schock's sexuality. He isn't being outed so much as discovered, but his attempt at damage control is pretty damning instead. Americablog has the story, and a fairly robust defense of why it matters if true.