Rev. Fishsticks wants the oldest surviving male of the victim to be able to pull the lever when criminals are executed because: Bible.
- Grifters Gotta Grift - Our Lady of Good Shoe Wear and Bountiful Pasta Cindy Jacobs has another vague prophecy alert (send money) that something bad is going to happen (send money) and if something bad doesn't happen it is because she stopped it through the power of prayer (send money NOW). (Generals International)
- Horse-whipping in our times - Canadians for Bush founder and divinity school not-awarded masters candidate ("If an eleven-year-old murders someone, I think his life should be taken") Tristan Emmanuel gives us the biblical foundation to restore theocratic laws so he can publicly horse-whip Bill Maher. (Barb-wire with Matt Barbar)
- Godwin's Law, part infinity - And speaking of Matt Barber, the man who thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night, he thinks Michelle Obama is "an evil human being" and then describes her as Hitlerian --