Rev. Fishsticks hilariously says that he doesn't know how recently resigned White House Press Secretary Jay Carney did it: you know, lie to his audience 5-days a week.
- Newticles must be the role model for convicted felon (campaign finance fraud involved involving both his estranged wife and his also-married mistress), disgraced and should-be defenestrated former Christian college President D'Vorce D'Spousa, because he was so busy saving America that he just had to have an affair. (Christian Post)
- We know that Xristian Xrazies are the most persecuted people in the world, maybe of all time, and that's why the Isla Vista gunman went on his rampage… say what? (Charisma News)
- "It's not climate change, it's the Return of Jeebus."