News that will drive you to drink
Rev. Fishsticks says we should show compassion and sentence more people to death, you know, for the good of their immortal souls.
- Southern Poverty Law Center designated hate group American Family Association is urging its members not only to boycott buying the Harvey Milk stamp, but to not open any letters you receive that have it affixed on the envelop. Oh, that's gooooood! I cannot see any way that this plan could backfire.
- Moore! Moore! Moore! - Ex-gay Xristian Xrazie Matt Moore wants gay Christians to know that he truly loves them and that they are going to burn in hell for all eternity. He means it in the most loving way possible. (BarbWire, the blog of Matt Barber, the man who thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night.)
- Grifters Gotta Grift - Diabetes hate-burger enthusiast, theocrat Uncle Sugar Mike Huckabee will not be the headliner at the state GOP conference in the newly crazy state of North Carolina (motto: Home of the newly wed and nearly dead) because at $15,000 for a speech, he's too expensive. Say, maybe if they throw in some free Jeebus Chicken? (The Sylvia Herald)