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This is like the Best News Ever! I only hope that they include Manos: Hands of Fate. I could use some Torgo being killed by massage. --Tengrain
Crazy Unkka Pat says that Muslim Children bring a demonic presence into your home, so lookout!
Xristian Xrazies Wishing You Happy Thanksgiving (No Homo) - The man who thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night, more than Lucky Pierre (the towel boy at the L.A. Mineshaft) Peter LaBarbera wants you to enjoy Thanksgiving (unless you're gay):
Now homosexuality advocates (and others) have taken this regrettable phenomenon a step further: using Thanksgiving as an opportunity to be “thankful for” developments that are decidedly ungodly – e.g., the advance of out-and-proud homosexualism, including “same-sex marriage,” in the United States.
Something to be thankful for - That secret squirrel frying fiend Mike Huckabee is ending his daily, 3-hour, electric radio programme in December. Which also might mean that he's going to enter the 2016 Goat Rodeo? Who knows! (Tiger Beat on the Potomac -- Thanks Charlie!)
Show Bidness - Now that Frothy has gotten santorum all over the Xristian Xrazie film business, the gay-hating Liberty Council is now entering the media with a film called Uncommon starring Erik Estrada. You can watch the trailer here. Oh, please do!
As today is the day before Thanksgiving, we thought we should give all the Renegades something to be thankful for: that you are not the Lamestream Media pundits, as Mooselini so deftly describes them. So here's our Pardon the Turkey Day Roundup.
So what has our old pal Divorce D'Spousa—a Xristian Xrazie so stupid and venal that he didn't know that he needed to be divorced before he could be betrothed to his also-married mistress—been up to? Oh, you know, dog-whistling to kill the president:
The Secret Service on line one! Anyway, he's since deleted that Tweet.
And next we turn to Chimpy's paid shill and ethically challenged word-smith Maggie Gallagher, the unwed mother and founder of the National Organization for Marriage (NOM), who oddly claims that marriage is about raising children well, you know, with loving married parents. Anyway, Gallagher besides being opposed to marriage equality is also opposed to gay people raising children, especially through adoption:
“But I actually do think it’s a — we’re making it a foundational decision about what marriage is and what it’s for. And the historic understanding of marriage is that it’s rooted in the reality we need to bring together male and female, mother and father, to make and raise the next generation.”
“And as we disconnect marriage from that idea, which is happening broadly, not just because of gay marriage, but as we disconnect marriage and children and instead focus on marriage as a kind of romantic, intimate, loving, caretaking [sic] relationship for adults, I think we’re going to hurt a lot of children.”
Ah, Mark Halperin, a media personality so well-versed in his craft of punditry that he once called President Obama a dick on live television, has decided to look into Obamacare:
"I'll say here again what I tried to say on Twitter yesterday," Halperin said on MSNBC's "Morning Joe." "I didn't use the phrase 'death panels,' and I don't think there are 'death panels' in the Affordable Care Act."
"But what there is -- the point I was trying to make and which I did make, what there is in the law is something that is intended to lower health care costs, which will produce rationing, whether you think rationing is a good idea or bad idea," Halperin continued.
Which is to say, Mark, that you think that there are Death Panels. (Livewire)
The United States of Amnesia - "The latest CNN/ORC International survey showed the GOP with a two-point advantage, 49 percent to 47 percent, on the congressional generic ballot — a dramatic reversal from just last month when Democrats led by eight." (Livewire)
Making a list and checking it twice - Christmas mall Santa 62-year-old Herbert G. Jones has been arrested for sexually harassing his elf. (Raw Story)
Boffo Box Office - People are staying away from EchoLight's film The Christmas Candle like there is Santorum all over it:
Its opening weekend, on a small “platform” release on just 5 screens, took a respectable $68,000; but in its second week, when it expanded to over 390, it took less than $1m. The crucial screen average was an extremely moderate $2,500, putting it below the likes of The Best Man Holiday, Narco Cultura, and bodybuilding doco Generation Iron – and far beneath Catching Fire and Philomena.
So… Frothy is as good a film maker as he was a Senator? Yes, we'll go with that. (Raw Story)
Matriculation! - Alaska's part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin will be at dead Jerry Falwell's barely accredited Liberty University, as the final Convocation speaker for the Fall 2013 semester. I'm betting Mooselini will quit mid speech and start peddling her book, $10 more for an autographed copy. (Christian Post)
(The Original Petunia and still the best!) Whoopsie! Faux News misreported a SD School Board vote and now the board is receiving death threats.
Claim Chowder - Larry Klayman, Founder of Judicial Watch, World Nut Daily columnist, and the man who wants to overthrow The Kenyan Usurper, his big day of peaceful revolution (Nov. 19th, as you may recall) was supposed to pressure Nobama to put down the Koran, get up off his knees, and come out of the White House with his hands up and resign the office of the presidency when millions of patriots were scheduled to show up to force his hand. Well, he was about 999,870 people shy of his goal, and as far as we know, The Kenyan never was hiding under his desk. (Media Matters)
Nondiscrimination - According to The Williams Institute, the majority of voters in every single congressional district is in favor of ENDA.
Texas! - Theocrat Secessionist Nitwit Gov. Rick Perry says that expanding Medicaid and giving people healthcare is "like putting 1,000 more people on the Titanic when you knew what was going to happen."