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Falafel Bill demands Michelle Obama come on his show and tell teenage girls to quit having sex. Teens watch his show on Fox News? I suspect the last time a female Fox News viewer made whoopee, Eisenhower was in office.
- That flushing sound - Idaho Gov. C.L. “Butch” Otter (his nickname, I swear!) has asked his state's legislature for $1M Ameros to spend to defend the state's ban on marriage equality. They approved it, by the way. (LGBTQ Nation)
- Support the troops - Senate Republicans blocked a bill that would provide veterans with greater access to health care and education. Why? Because they wanted to add an amendment to punish Iran and also they kept bringing up benghazi! Benghazi! BENGHAZI!!1! (Think Progress and ABC)
- Ham on Nye, cont. - This is why as much as I love Bill Nye, I wish he would not debate fetus-fondling god-bothers like Ken Ham:
Creationist Ken Ham says his highly publicized debate earlier this month with TV “Science Guy” Bill Nye had helped his organization raise enough money to begin construction of a 510-foot Noah’s Ark attraction.
On the plus side, we now get to watch yet another Xristian Xrazie amusement park claim that there were vegan dinosaurs. (Raw Story)