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(Petunia and Pals) Petunia announces the changing of the guard: She is leaving the morning show (sob!) and she will have her own afternoon show (yay!).
- Long Arm of the Law! - Notable gun-stroker Adam Kokesh was arrested at his home following his video that featured him illegally loading a shotgun in DC. (Livewire)
- Accounting! - Ultrasound rapestick enthusiast Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell received more than $145,000 in cash "gifts" from a single donor and "forgot" to record them on his disclosure forms. "It was an honest mistake," McDonnell did not say while looking at his free Rolex watch. (Livewire)
- Shopping! - While Walmart plans to flee from Washington DC because they have a new Living Wage Law, Target is giving their employees multi-cultural training including that 1) not all Mexicans wear sombreros and eat tacos and that 2) Cubans are better educated than Mexicans and 3) always here legally.