It kept slippin' off, tho. Ah don't see teh point of them yamakees, or whatever their called. Ah like my cowboy hats better. At least mah haid don't get wet when it rains.
So Elmo and Shymoan took me to see that Jooish number where tehy cut off the top of teh kid's peepee. "Triscut" or somethin. Man, was Ah surprized to find out AH was taht kid! OW! Condi's gonna haf ta stock up on teh Bacteen an rubber gloves.